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You Might be a Makeup Addict if

You might be a makeup addict if

You might be a makeup addict if …you save coupons for makeup you have never tried.

These are funny LOL If you love makeup, these 50 reasons you might be a makeup addict will make you LOL.

You might be a makeup addict if

1. If you plan your day around when you favorite makeup vloggers update, you might be a makeup addict.

2. If you purchase every color in a lipstick collection, you might be a makeup addict.

3. If you immediately purchase makeup after watching a youtube video, you might be a makeup addict.

4. If opening a new beauty product is your porn, you might be a makeup addict.

5. If you have more than one makeup subscription box arriving on the same day, you might be a makeup addict.

6. If you think your mailman hates delivering to your house, you might be a makeup addict.

7. If makeup is your religion, your might be a makeup addict.

8. If you walk by the makeup counters and the makeup artists ask how your mom is doing, you might be a makeup addict.

9. If your social media includes weekly updates about your makeup or “look of the day”, you might be a makeup addict.

10. If you look forward to buying makeup on payday, you might be a makeup addict.

11. If people ask you if you can paint their kids face, you might be a makeup addict.

12. If you lose a product but keep your cool because there’s more where that came from, you might be a makeup addict.

13. If you get upset when your favorite product was a limited collection, you might be a makeup addict.

14. If you can’t track down a limited collection product anywhere online ebay, Amazon, ulta, sephora, etc… you might be a makeup addict.

15. If you own ten pink lipstick shades that relatively look the same, you might be a makeup addict.

16. If you have the same lipstick stored in your purse, car, desk, and makeup bag, you might be a makeup addict.

17. If you know the chronological order of a brand’s makeup collections, you might be a makeup addict.

18. If you save coupons for makeup you have never tried, you might be a makeup addict.

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19. If you tweet or instagram to @nyxcosmetics or use #makeup hashtags you might be a makeup addict.

20. If you have makeup on your wedding registry or a publicized wish list, you might be a makeup addict.

21. If you have your own beauty youtube channel, you might be a makeup addict.

22. If you operate a makeup facebook group, you might be a makeup addict.

23. If you have a beauty blog, you might be a makeup addict.

24. If you spend more than 30 minutes applying makeup, you might be a makeup addict.

25. If you have cleaned out your makeup collection and discovered furniture, you might be a makeup addict.

26. If you go down the makeup aisle everytime just to look, you might be a makeup addict.

27. If you have ever asked a stranger what brand of foundation they’re wearing, you might be a makeup addict.

28. If you save free makeup samples to give as gifts for Christmas, you might be a makeup addict.

29. If you have more makeup brushes than a professional painter, you might be a makeup addict.

30. If you have a room in your house just for applying makeup, you might be a makeup addict.

31. If you have ever shopped at MAC or Sephora and the cashier whispers your total, you might be a makeup addict.

32. If you have ever done your child’s makeup for Halloween and they won a contest, you might be a makeup addict.

33. If you spend your tax refund on high-end makeup, you might be a makeup addict.

34. If you leave makeup residue wherever you go, you might be a makeup addict.

35. If you have ever slept in your makeup because your eyebrows were “on fleek” you might be a makeup addict.

36. If you feel the need to apply makeup before going to the emergency room, you might be a makeup addict.

37. If you’re unrecognizable in your drivers license without makeup , you might be a makeup addict.

38. If you shop for makeup on your mobile phone while waiting in line, you might be a makeup addict.

39. If you’re making a living in affiliate programs by beauty blogging/vlogging, you might be a makeup addict.

40. If you can’t leave the house without bringing a compact, you might be a makeup addict.

41. If you have never turned down a free beauty sample, you might be a makeup addict.

42. If your monthly budget is spent more on makeup and less on food, you might be a makeup addict.

43. If the best part of your day was when you bought new makeup, you might be a makeup addict.

44. If you’re going away for the weekend and bring five different eyeshadow pallets, you might be a makeup addict.

45. If you own unnatural lipstick shades like blue, green, and yellow, you might be a makeup addict.

46. If you have ever been sad to remove your “on point” makeup, you might be a makeup addict.

47. If you wake up extra early to have flawless makeup, you might be a makeup addict.

48. If you refer to colors as MAC lipstick shades “That’s pretty like MAC Candy Yum yum.”

49. If you wish your job was to give makeup shades a name, you might be a makeup addict.

50. If you mark your calendar when a new makeup collection launches, you might be a makeup addict.

51. If your makeup collection takes up more room than your clothes, you might be a makeup addict.

52. If your friends give you giftcards to makeup stores for every holiday, you might be a makeup addict.

53. If you take a long time to get ready and your man tells you the Midnight Train to Georgia leaves at 11PM, you might be a makeup addict.

54. If your man opens the car door for you because he doesn’t want your makeup all over his car door, you might be a makeup addict.

55. If you keep the pretty packaging your makeup came in, you might be a makeup addict.

56. If your idea of surfing the web is scrolling through the hashtag “#makeup”, you might be a makeup addict.

57. If you cannot comply to the TSA 3 oz carry on limit, you might be a makeup addict.

58. If you list “makeup collector” under your hobbies, you might be a makeup addict.

59. If you always have the newest makeup products and can’t throw away your previous stash, you might be a makeup addict.

60. If you still have makeup from high school buried in your collection, you might be a makeup addict.

61. If you get “high” from a huge makeup purchase, you might be a makeup addict.

62. If you fell for the “younique” 3D fiber mascara on instagram, you might be a makeup addict.

63. If you have to put on a full face of makeup to go outside and check your mailbox, you might be a makeup addict.

64. If you feel that you have to have every single lipstick in your favorite color, you may be a makeup addict. ~submitted by Makeup Momma

65. If you check how much money you have spent at Sephora an Ulta in the past year, and it is almost enough to buy a car. ~submitted by Makeup Momma

Please submit your own funny LOL “You Might Be a Makeup Addict if…” and I will also add your youtube or beauty blog to the list

 

Jen Ruhman

As an authority of skin care and beauty products, my goal is to inspire and educate women providing them honest reviews of beauty products and sharing my own personal results. I am inspired by Estée Lauder and her quote, "Beauty is an attitude. There's no secret. Why are all brides beautiful? Because on their wedding day they care about how they look. There are no ugly women - only women who don't care or who don't believe they're attractive."

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