You Might be a Makeup Addict if

You might be a makeup addict if

You might be a makeup addict if …you save coupons for makeup you have never tried.

These are funny LOL If you love makeup, these 50 reasons you might be a makeup addict will make you LOL.

You might be a makeup addict if

1. If you plan your day around when you favorite makeup vloggers update, you might be a makeup addict.

2. If you purchase every color in a lipstick collection, you might be a makeup addict.

3. If you immediately purchase makeup after watching a youtube video, you might be a makeup addict.

4. If opening a new beauty product is your porn, you might be a makeup addict.

5. If you have more than one makeup subscription box arriving on the same day, you might be a makeup addict.

6. If you think your mailman hates delivering to your house, you might be a makeup addict.

7. If makeup is your religion, your might be a makeup addict.

8. If you walk by the makeup counters and the makeup artists ask how your mom is doing, you might be a makeup addict.

9. If your social media includes weekly updates about your makeup or “look of the day”, you might be a makeup addict.

10. If you look forward to buying makeup on payday, you might be a makeup addict.

11. If people ask you if you can paint their kids face, you might be a makeup addict.

12. If you lose a product but keep your cool because there’s more where that came from, you might be a makeup addict.

13. If you get upset when your favorite product was a limited collection, you might be a makeup addict.

14. If you can’t track down a limited collection product anywhere online ebay, Amazon, ulta, sephora, etc… you might be a makeup addict.

15. If you own ten pink lipstick shades that relatively look the same, you might be a makeup addict.

16. If you have the same lipstick stored in your purse, car, desk, and makeup bag, you might be a makeup addict.

17. If you know the chronological order of a brand’s makeup collections, you might be a makeup addict.

18. If you save coupons for makeup you have never tried, you might be a makeup addict.

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19. If you tweet or instagram to @nyxcosmetics or use #makeup hashtags you might be a makeup addict.

20. If you have makeup on your wedding registry or a publicized wish list, you might be a makeup addict.

21. If you have your own beauty youtube channel, you might be a makeup addict.

22. If you operate a makeup facebook group, you might be a makeup addict.

23. If you have a beauty blog, you might be a makeup addict.

24. If you spend more than 30 minutes applying makeup, you might be a makeup addict.

25. If you have cleaned out your makeup collection and discovered furniture, you might be a makeup addict.

26. If you go down the makeup aisle everytime just to look, you might be a makeup addict.

27. If you have ever asked a stranger what brand of foundation they’re wearing, you might be a makeup addict.

28. If you save free makeup samples to give as gifts for Christmas, you might be a makeup addict.

29. If you have more makeup brushes than a professional painter, you might be a makeup addict.

30. If you have a room in your house just for applying makeup, you might be a makeup addict.

31. If you have ever shopped at MAC or Sephora and the cashier whispers your total, you might be a makeup addict.

32. If you have ever done your child’s makeup for Halloween and they won a contest, you might be a makeup addict.

33. If you spend your tax refund on high-end makeup, you might be a makeup addict.

34. If you leave makeup residue wherever you go, you might be a makeup addict.

35. If you have ever slept in your makeup because your eyebrows were “on fleek” you might be a makeup addict.

36. If you feel the need to apply makeup before going to the emergency room, you might be a makeup addict.

37. If you’re unrecognizable in your drivers license without makeup , you might be a makeup addict.

38. If you shop for makeup on your mobile phone while waiting in line, you might be a makeup addict.

39. If you’re making a living in affiliate programs by beauty blogging/vlogging, you might be a makeup addict.

40. If you can’t leave the house without bringing a compact, you might be a makeup addict.

41. If you have never turned down a free beauty sample, you might be a makeup addict.

42. If your monthly budget is spent more on makeup and less on food, you might be a makeup addict.

43. If the best part of your day was when you bought new makeup, you might be a makeup addict.

44. If you’re going away for the weekend and bring five different eyeshadow pallets, you might be a makeup addict.

45. If you own unnatural lipstick shades like blue, green, and yellow, you might be a makeup addict.

46. If you have ever been sad to remove your “on point” makeup, you might be a makeup addict.

47. If you wake up extra early to have flawless makeup, you might be a makeup addict.

48. If you refer to colors as MAC lipstick shades “That’s pretty like MAC Candy Yum yum.”

49. If you wish your job was to give makeup shades a name, you might be a makeup addict.

50. If you mark your calendar when a new makeup collection launches, you might be a makeup addict.

51. If your makeup collection takes up more room than your clothes, you might be a makeup addict.

52. If your friends give you giftcards to makeup stores for every holiday, you might be a makeup addict.

53. If you take a long time to get ready and your man tells you the Midnight Train to Georgia leaves at 11PM, you might be a makeup addict.

54. If your man opens the car door for you because he doesn’t want your makeup all over his car door, you might be a makeup addict.

55. If you keep the pretty packaging your makeup came in, you might be a makeup addict.

56. If your idea of surfing the web is scrolling through the hashtag “#makeup”, you might be a makeup addict.

57. If you cannot comply to the TSA 3 oz carry on limit, you might be a makeup addict.

58. If you list “makeup collector” under your hobbies, you might be a makeup addict.

59. If you always have the newest makeup products and can’t throw away your previous stash, you might be a makeup addict.

60. If you still have makeup from high school buried in your collection, you might be a makeup addict.

61. If you get “high” from a huge makeup purchase, you might be a makeup addict.

62. If you fell for the “younique” 3D fiber mascara on instagram, you might be a makeup addict.

63. If you have to put on a full face of makeup to go outside and check your mailbox, you might be a makeup addict.

64. If you feel that you have to have every single lipstick in your favorite color, you may be a makeup addict. ~submitted by Makeup Momma

65. If you check how much money you have spent at Sephora an Ulta in the past year, and it is almost enough to buy a car. ~submitted by Makeup Momma

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